Famous Lines


"Imagination is more important than knowledge." Albert Einstein

Throughout history, human beings have persecuted the great agitators:
Socrates, Gallileo and now Dick Solomon..
But where would you be without us to provoke and--and enlighten you,
to attach the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
-Dick Solomon, 3rd Rock from the Sun                                                 

   ..You must be the new transfer from the Zagowan Sector.
  OK, Playing along..
   ..Well Ensign, You're aboard the XMS REVENGE; a Punisher Class cruiser. Our mission, to go brazenly where ever we want.
--from Kim Possible
"Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.
During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb!
Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Sloar!
Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you."
--Louis Tully, possessed by Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer...Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia (from Ghostbusters)
"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -- Walt Disney
Phineas: Is everything OK?
Baljeet: If by OK, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

--from Phineas & Ferb

Kurt about Finn (Glee S01E10): 'I don't know why I find his stupidity charming.
I mean he's cheating off a girl who thinks the 'square root of four' is 'rainbows'.
I guess that's love for you.'
The three branches of the government are the Military, Corporate and Hollywood.

--Hyde from That 70's Show


The TSA (Transportation 'Security' Administration) is a fools effort to prevent yesterday's crime...and done by the lowest 10% of society.
  Also an acronym for Thousands Standing Around..

Nick- "Kevin, you don't have any signs of vertigo or nausea, do you?"

Kevin- "No, but I got dizzy and puked.."

--Jonas Brothers

Ron Stoppable and Mr. Barkin discussing SmartyMart stockbots:

Ron:      Robots are the wave of the future. I saw it on the robot infomercial channel.

Mr. Barkin: How's that going for you?

Ron:      The robots enslave humanity, and then harvest our brains..

--from Kim Possible

Announcer:  ...And reports that Adrena-Lynn is a fake, coupled with a rash of copycat stunts across the country...
The Tweebs (in casts):     That's us!
Announcer:  ...has prompted this network to cancel Adrena-Lynn in favor of more responsible programming. So, stay tuned for an extra hour of 'STUFF ON FIRE'...

--from Kim Possible
--from Phineas & Ferb
"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.
And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
-- Johnny Carson